Declare a War on Birds

After the bird attack on a US plane in New York, my friend Drew has started a coalition to help eradicate birds from the face of the planet. And I whole-heartedly agree to the point of taking action: I have accepted the post of Assistant BirdCzar on the War On Birds.

Please feel free to leave a video comment above. It’s quick and easy and it will help in the propaganda collaterals that need to be created to inform the public about why the government is in the war. And believe me: WE ARE IN THIS UNTIL THE END. (unlike, say, Vietnam or our Middle East “skirmishes”)