Declare a War on Birds
Jan 15, 2009
After the bird attack on a US plane in New York, my friend Drew has started a coalition to help eradicate birds from the face of the planet. And I whole-heartedly agree to the point of taking action: I have accepted the post of Assistant BirdCzar on the War On Birds.
Please feel free to leave a video comment above. It’s quick and easy and it will help in the propaganda collaterals that need to be created to inform the public about why the government is in the war. And believe me: WE ARE IN THIS UNTIL THE END. (unlike, say, Vietnam or our Middle East “skirmishes”)
Filed: war on birds
Tags: war on birds
January 15th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
They are evil and they must be stopped. Great work!!!!
January 15th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
It’s not this way where I come from. They Kan B DeFEEted.
I CAN HAS GOOZEBURGER!
Minnesota Sportsman
Minnesota’s Goose Hunting Forecast
The North Star State is one of the top goose hunting locales in the United States, and this year shouldn’t be any different.
by Noel Vick
There was a time when the daunting silhouettes of giant Canada geese darkened Midwestern skies. Symphonies of clucks and cries reverberated across the fields and marshes. Sometime around the turn of the last century, North America’s population of giants peaked.
Soon, though, their numbers would plummet in a startlingly short period. The precipitous decline wasn’t linked to any speculative comet flybys or meteor collisions, or the climatic transformations following the last Ice Age. Rather, like their winged cousin the passenger pigeon, which disappeared forever as a species in 1914, giant Canada geese suffered at the hands of man.
Our ancestors - without seasons or good reasons - harvested giant Canadas to near complete obliteration. Pedestrian egg hunters gathered the whites and yokes to feed their families. Hunters targeted adult birds. The marketplace urged shooters to take whatever they could.
January 16th, 2009 at 1:33 am
[...] For years they have been waging war on us, with their constant bombing of our windshields and cars. Hell, Jason has taken a direct hit once or twice and lived to tell the harrowing tale, but this killing planes business is a sign that their terror is now far more terrible. We should have known this was coming honestly, they’ve been squawking about it for years but we never gave them this but credit and blew them off as an annoyance at most. Especially the early morning squawking on weekends when you are tying to sleep in - that was terrorism for sure but I know at least I was just to PC to call a spade a spade. Well that stops right here, right now. [...]
January 16th, 2009 at 1:41 am
Schlomo, I am with the forces 100%. It will start with the sacrifice of one crow tonight, and countless more on the corner of Market and Battery when I return to SF. This battle will not end until the birds have surrendered… insurgents!
Your brother in the fight for our species,
John
January 27th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Good work! Thank you!
I always wanted to write in my site something like that. Can I take part of your post to my blog?
Of course, I will add backlink?
Sincerely, Your Reader
February 20th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I have been researching the Theory of the Responsibility of Birds lately and highly recommend careful study of the documentary evidence in Peter Greenaway’s “The Falls”.
roymeo, from 801/900
March 6th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Richard: I’m with you. We even have bird feeders … I’m just going to disguise myself as a cardinal, and when they come to the feeder pick them off, one by one … bwahhahahaha
Maurenn: says … well, nothing, she’s speechless …
Richard: bwahhahahaha …
March 30th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I am trying to get a message to the administrator of EchoPlex Park channel on bliptv - who I presume is the administrator of this blog as well
Under creative commons (and if you don’t object), I was planning to use some clips from your “Failing the Maize” video for a student video about corn.
The video is on a student presentation at Northern Michigan University in Marquette, MI on the many pros and cons of the numerous uses of corn - will likely be several parts.
I am a news reporter and volunteer media advisor for the Michigan Earth keepers.
And the student who gave presentation is our student arm’s project coordinator (Ben Scheelk).
It appears you have Skype (so do I) and/or you could email me (see below).
I am going to use the following credit and would gladly add a name of videographer or anything else you’d like:
Failing The Maze Video
By EchoPlex Park
http://schlomolog.blogspot.com
Bob’s Pumpkin Farm and Corn Maize
Half Moon Bay, California
http://blip.tv/file/3470
Sincerely,
Greg Peterson, Michigan news reporter & volunteer media advisor for environment & Native American related non-profit projects - The Zaagkii Wings & Seeds Project, The Earth Keeper Initiative, The Earth Healing Initiative, The Turtle Island Project and The Manoomin Project
USA Michigan
1-906-401-0109
Skype username: yoopernewsman or search for my name in Negaunee, Michigan
—
At-risk teens and Native American youth and the Zaagkii Wings & Seeds Project - teens protecting pollinators:
http://zaagkiiproject.wordpress.com
Zaagkii Vids:
http://www.youtube.com/zaagkiitv
http://zaagkiitv.blip.tv
At-risk teens plant wild rice: The Manoomin Project:
http://www.cedartreeinstitute.org/wildrice2007.html
http://www.indiancountrytoday.com/archive/28142779.html
Manoomin Project Vids:
http://blip.tv/file/549632
http://blip.tv/file/341528
Turtle Island Project and the WBCWS domestic violence shelter:
http://www.turtleislandproject.org
TIP Vids:
http://turtleislandtv.blip.tv
http://www.youtube.com/MunisingWhiteHorse
Earth Keeper Initiative:
http://www.cedartreeinstitute.org
EK Vids:
http://earthkeepers.blip.tv
http://www.youtube.com/yoopernewsman
Earth Healing Initiative:
http://www.earthhealinginitiative.org
EHI Vids:
http://earthhealingtv.blip.tv
http://www.youtube.com/EarthHealingTV